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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
Superiority of Women:

What is the next thing that guys do after winning an argument with their girlfriends/wifes..??

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Apologies..!!
Universal Truth:
Have you ever noticed that when you shout-

HEY IDIOT!!
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About 1O People’ll turn around..!
Hum kal Raat aasmaan
Pe tumhare lie sitare lene gaye.
Par khali hath wapas aa gaye..
Jante Ho

Kyu

Kyu ki

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Jhola to gher per hi bhool gaye the ;)
A Group of Elephant sitting on The Street.
A Sexy Female Elephant Passes By And Guess what the Loafer Elephant says!!
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wow!36000-2400 0-36000
Kanton bhary rasty per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aap ki
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CHAPAL
Only 2 things Can Change a women’s Mood..

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1) I Love You.

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2) 50% Disount!
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain

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1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.
You are..

A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear

E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous

H-I
Handsom
Intelegent

J-K-L
How is my
Joke!!
Every time when I close my eyes
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I can’t se!! LOL
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..

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isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..!!
India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?

And Now..

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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
Latest way of proposing..
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Wanna be my facebook password???
Damm True.
Fact of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine

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the other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not ;)
Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????

Any guesses????
She is born perfect

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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Msg kar diya :D
Koi 1 din select karo..

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat

Kar liya..?

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Reply mat karna..

Bas us din naha liya karo plz

I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai :D
7 Funniest Contradictory Words
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and the best
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7. Happily married.
That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.
India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?

And Now..

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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
Always smile
Do U know Why??
Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata!!

Kal

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Aage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!
07:30 Tea

09:30 Nashta

11:30 Rasna

02:30 Lunch

04:30 Tea

09:30 Dinner

Time to Time khanaa aata hai!
Magar Msg Krna Nhi Aata hai kanjus!
GOOD NIGHT
Saari raat guzar jaati hai
bas isi kashmakash main ke!!

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Razai lambi
kidhar se hai aur choti kidhar se!!!
How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?

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Ans: SIMPLE.. Start with 2 Millions!
Damm True.
Fact of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine

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the other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not ;)
80% of the Ques. in the exams are based on the
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One lecture u missed and the topics u dont covered for the exam
Saari raat guzar jaati hai
bas isi kashmakash main ke!!

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Razai lambi
kidhar se hai aur choti kidhar se!!!
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!
Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??

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Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
Shadi mein dulhan ko Ghungat me kyun rakha jata hai???

Nahi pata

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Socho Socho!!

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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe ye to meri Girl friend thi
He said to me: I LOVE YOU

I said... Oh my GOD!!!!

What a co-incidence!

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I love myself too!!
Today is SORRY DAY
So,
Agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to

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Muje kya

Lagne do

hum ye din Nhi manate
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hudd hudd dabang dabbang!!
Agar manjil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna..
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath me rakhna..
Agar hamesha hasna hai to??

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BARUSH aur PASTE sath mein rakhna!!